Oye Vey, it's Monday! What a crazy weekend at la casa de Nichole! It included lots a Merlot, an intense conversation regarding Judaism, friends spitting beer all over my kitchen (twice), Monkey puking his poor little guts out all over his bedroom thanks to my new Nemesis Taco Johns, a epic search for a new car seat for Mady-Lou , and mud plastered all over my freshly cleaned minivan. I am VERY glad to be back at work today.

My 2¢ regarding the Grammys:

• Whitney Houston was high (duh)

• Cold Play was AWESOME

• Kid Rock's performance was (very surprisingly) touching
• The "rap pack" was atrocious and I was very concerned for M.I.A's unborn child (she was due THAT DAY)!
• As I usually listen to talk radio, I am sometimes a little behind on current artists. Am I the only one that was shocked that Boyz II Men still makes music? And Robert Plant? I had no idea who Adele even was! I need to get with the program!
• Miley Cirus made a good attempt to look wholesome but we all know she is a teenage whore.
• The Jonas Brothers should not have been allowed to sing with the great Stevie Wonder. They BUTCHERED "Superstition"
• Carrie Underwood has the most amazing legs EVER! She is very talented, as well.
• I am pissed that I missed Radiohead live but I did catch it on YouTube. Love.
• Sugarland is very talented but that chick always looks SO sad when she sings.
• Jennifer Hudson forgot to take the napkin out of her shirt before going on stage but she is still gorgeous.