Oh, so you're a pot head

I have mentioned before how Shoes likes to make up his own vocabulary. I am getting closer and closer each and every day to kicking him in the face. Really. Today's mispronounced word:

Yahoo.

As in the website (Yahoo!). How can you NOT know how to say this word? Shoes likes to say Yeah-Hoo (think a synonym for yes and the sound an owl makes). Good Lord!


Also? Time is ALWAYS plural for him. He says timeS. As in "Most of the times, we do this." Marginal, yes, but annoying nonetheless.

If this vocabulary rubs off on me, please shoot me.

A possible cause for this deficiency has been brought to my attention. We live in a small college town and we were discussing whether or not drugs are an issue here.

Shoes: "Oh, if you walk by campus, you will get approached."

Me: "Gasp! Really?" (in complete shock, thinking of my precious children getting recruited into gangs)

Shoes: "Yeah. I got approached one night but there is no WAY I'm going to spend $30 on a dime bag!"

Uh, huh. This could really explain a lot.



P.S.

Showers are your friends. Embrace them.