I did NOT spend 50% of my Saturday sleeping. Nope, that would be lazy and lazy I am not. I also did not spend half the night after said nap playing Lego Star Wars. Only nerds do that.
I also did not get desperate enough for a drink that I mixed Ten High with Diet Dr. Pepper. Definitely not because that would be pathetic. At my son's basketball practice, I did not make him stop and pose 10,000 times so I could get a good shot. Nope, definitely not because that would be a trait of a crazy, obsessive mother. Nor did I wear my pajamas every minute of the weekend (except for Monkey's basketball practice). The last thing that I am positive that I did not do was have sex in the bathroom with my husband mid-day (because I am NOT a slut) during the kids' nap time.
Whew, I feel better now that I have confessed to all of the things I haven't done! Now I feel better about all of the things I DID do:
*folded 20 baskets of clean laundry that
*cleaned off my desk like I promised myself I would
*cooked nice, wholesome meals for my family
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Why would having sex with your husband *anywhere* mean that you're a slut!? Fuck him in the back of the car like you did when you were 16. Fuck him in the bathroom stall of a restaurant. Fuck him in a park. He's yours to do with/what/where as you please with NO judgment from anyone.
I don't feel bad about it but it does definitely feel dirty after only having sex in a bed for, ummm...7 years?! Afterward he said "Next time, let's try the kitchen." Our kitchen does not have a door so that would either require a sitter or be really late at night.
P.S. We have done the park but that was a LONG time ago.
Feeling dirty is the best part. :)
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