Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Like two hormonal teenagers with no regard for consequences.

I know several people that have gotten pregnant very shortly after having a baby. I always have the same question:

Do you NOT know what causes this?!

Most recently, an acquaintance of mine was already pregnant at her 6 week postpartum check up. Oh.My.God. She now has two girls just shy of 12 months apart.

I will write to her when she checks herself into the loony bin.

Maybe it's karma but now I am having the same scare.

Yikes.

At least Mady-Lou is 6 months but still. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, and all other explicits! I would totally be screwed. I don't even want to start calculating the costs but lets just say that I probably would pay more for daycare for 3 kids (monkey only does after-school care now but the summer he needs full-time) than I bring in after taxes.

Fuck.

Cross your fingers, say a Hail Mary, whatever your superstitions require. I need all the help I can get.

6 comments:

Furtive Flatulence said...

Uuhhh...contraceptives?

You're not catholic. Use them.


Oh and by the way, my word verification is "grabidic".

I am NOT joking.

Nichole said...

Contraceptives? Well, that happens to be a long story. The ironic thing is that I finally got a new prescription and was PLANNING on starting said prescription this month.

Grabidic? Hilarious. You always get the good captcha words!

Furtive Flatulence said...

I think that's a good plan.

NOBODY said...

I've got one born as a result of a change in methods. One day lapse, resulted in him.

A second we were talking about having and got pregnant two days later.

A third that I swear was immaculate.

I know how it happens for MOST people, but I'm at a complete loss for myself.

I do know, our biggest "oops" is the sweetest thing ever created, so---good luck whichever way you go!

p.s. Did you rig your word verification? It's "nonono"

Nichole said...

Wow, Nobody, I'm definitely NOT drinking your water!

ROFL! I swear I didn't rig the word verification!

cardiogirl said...

Pregnant at the SIX WEEK checkup? I would seriously have a nervous breakdown.

WTF? I was no fly zone for at least the first three MONTHS.

My word: elimme. Sorry to break the chain.