I Love Lists

Usually, I am an adventurous, risk-taking kinda gal. However, there are certain things that I just will not do. EVER. Here is a short compilation of said things:

1. Eat sushi
2. Become a heroin addict-I hate needles
3. Work in fast food
   
4. Pump my own gas
5. Put a worm on a fishing hook
6. Get plastic surgery (although I could totally use a breast lift...the joys of breast feeding!)

Also, there are certain things that I must do before I die:

1. Skydive
2. Bungee jump
3. Travel internationally
4. Find a career that I LOVE
5. Find a cause that I am passionate about and volunteer

And lastly, a list of things I totally regret doing. You've heard people use the lame-ass phrase "I don't regret anything because every mistake has been a lesson....." That's total crap. There are things we've all done that we would have been better off not doing. My personal list is this:

1. Gaining 65 pounds during both pregnancies
2. Crashing a truck into a tree, totaling said truck
3. Letting my brother talk me into texting some friend of his as a joke only to have the guy text and call for 2 DAYS straight , begging me to meet him. Yeah, this guy is pretty desperate. I might have to change my number.
4. Getting drunk and going to a strip club with ex-colleagues that I had once respected and in turn, probably losing all respect that they had once had for me. Or maybe they respect me more without the stick up my ass? Hmmm...
5. As a teenager, my boyfriend and I were having sex in my bedroom while my dad was gone. Since we thought we were alone, we felt no need to be quiet. We must have been getting pretty loud because we didn't hear him come home. MOR-TI-FIED!