Boys, UGH!

So, you remember how I said I wasn't ready for the whole pervert stage? I spoke too soon. Monkey stayed at his cousins this past weekend. His cousin is exactly 1 year and 2 days younger than he and has a HUGE obsession with butts. Now, you'd have to know my sister-in-law to think that is as funny as I do. She is a little...um, uptight. So anyway, my nephew is ALWAYS talking about butts. He has even put on a few "butt shows" with the neighbor boy. He's a hoot. Also the cutest little boy in the ENTIRE world. Well, his obsession continued as my Innocent son was sleeping over. He INSISTED (as gross as this sounds) that Monkey put his butt on his eyeball. I'm sure he wasn't actually expecting Monkey to try to do this but he is young and naive. Monkey literally tried to sit, bare bottomed, on my nephew's eyeball. Of course this was both alarming and hysterical to hear. I mean, boys will be boys, right? Or maybe this goes beyond that? I had a brief talk about his privates (AGAIN) and left it at that. In Monkey's defense (as null as it is):

"he told me to."

Maybe I should go ahead and book an appointment (or 20) with a psychologist?

I think my sister-in-law is probably still trying to wash out my nephew's eye. THAT makes me laugh uncontrollably!