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Monkey's class got a new seating arrangement earlier this week. I suppose it was due to the incident last week. Anyhow, I asked him who was at his table now.

Monkey: "Paige, Madison, and Caleb. Caleb has a word on the back of his head."
Me: "What do you mean, were you guys playing a game or something?" (I was thinking of the kind of games where one person has to hold a card up on their head and another person tries to have them guess what it says...)
Monkey: "No. It has a big 'A.'"
Me: Huh???"
Monkey: "He won first place."
Me: "In what."
Monkey: "Boxing."
Me: "Like, for REAL boxing?!"
Monkey: "Yep, he won so his parents put 'tAnk' on his head."
Me: "Huh??"
Monkey: "In his hair."
Me: "Like, on his head or CUT it into his hair?!"
Monkey: "His haircut, isn't that cool?"
Me: "UMMM, NO! SO not cool. You will never do that, got it?"
Monkey: "Okay?"

At least it wasn't a tattoo, which I was thinking for a second.

Seriously. SERIOUSLY! WTF?!