Say goodbye to maternity jeans!

Okay, it's been 8 weeks since I had my baby.

Why won't this weight just. fall. off?!

You would have thought I would have known better to be more conscious of how much weight I was gaining this pregnancy. But I just didn't care at the time, ya know? So, since the fat won't magically go away and I can't afford liposuction, it's time to buckle down and work to get the weight off. I was giving myself a little pep talk today about getting my ass in shape and it hit me: I want to get into shape. MKH wants to get into shape. Neither of us can stand to lose.....let's make a competition out of it! We are always betting on the dumbest things. What could be a better bet than this? We aren't obese or anything but we definitely could stand to lose a couple of pounds. I. Am. Going. To. Win. I have to win. Because? I want to be skinny. And? I want these:

And MKH? He'll probably want the usual if he wins. He ALWAYS wants that stupid little favor that men like but married ones rarely get (at least from their wives). I do NOT want to lose.

Tomorrow I am off to chaperon a field trip for Monkey's kindergarten class. We are going to a pumpkin patch. 30 six year olds! Wish me luck!